It's that time of year again. Here's the song that will be representing the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest this year:
Will this song do well? I doubt it.
Politically, we don't stand a chance:
- Many of the Eastern European countries just vote for each other
- Some of the countries aren't even in Europe (I don't know what this has to do with it, but I'm just saying it anyway.)
- Most of Europe still haven't forgiven us for siding with Bush over Iraq
To stand a chance of winning, the UK entry has to come up with a song that is able to gain people's votes in spite of these obstacles. I doubt that this song has what it takes. My prediction is that this is good enough to prevent the "nil points" humiliation. I reckon that this will come in at about 25-30 points.